Tuesday, July 28, 2009


Hello visitors of the Death-Mail, the mail which never lets you live in peace. Whats up? and your answer would be "not the eclipse" but don't be disappointed. Let me give you a useful piece of shit. Even though you couldn't see the "gas from ass" fuelled sun being covered by the loony Moon, we witnessed a spectacular spectacle. If you had noticed,we had another eclipse. Not a solar or lunar,but "Goonar Eclipse" by the darkness caused due to the presence of Mr. Black iN White (It was enough to render 'black' a bright color).

The auspicious day is over. The curses have been thrown like showers of acid. A Happy birthday to Mr.Back in white. Though there weren't any balloons we had a lot of fun bursting (his bubbles) and though we didn't have candles we had a gala time blowing (Not from the rear, Take care). When he held his coal like dwarf hoofs on Mrs.Big Ben's spaghetti like fingers (all looked like the middle ones). Mr Big Ben being a "watch"ful man must have left her by now, But cutting the cake really lifted his spirits because 'oh my God!' his buffering was considerably lower than usual. I believe that her magic had actually worked (It won't work during the day). All that was forcefully fed into the kind and gentle students' brains. I mean how can something like that get through the Ministry of Education, Oh I forgot there is no such thing. Mr.BNW (Black iN White) is the only authority and what he buffers goes (and that's why I hate All Saints).

But nonetheless the students enjoyed it. They're RESPECTABLE hoots and words of CIVIL NATURE encouraged the couple to cut the cake in F!^%#@ing melodramatic slow movements. I'm sure the despair in the pair must have vanished. Mr. BNW being single (but already mingled) is answerable to none, but Mrs BB (no 'oo') has a husband. What will she tell him,if he found out? Oh! I got the answer (She doesn't need to talk) Get me? So Every ones happy and the story ends.

But what about Me? Don't I deserve some Joy? Why should I, being the one who wrote the blog, Not be indulging (within double quotes) in some fun?

FUN in my dictionary is an acronym, for :- Fully Uncensored Notoriety and that I can only attain by causing pain to the weak, minor and people who are not classified as people. I want you to please sent a bouquet of poison ivy to my dear fiend, Mr.English Houla, attach a colorful letter with these golden words of gratitude :- "Get hell soon" don't forget to add "With Love". Please don't forget spraying the leaves with that special scent (Le Itching toilette) That would make me really happy (REALLY).

Let me conclude this short but useful post with a series of announcements.
  • A Microsoft BS (Buffer Stopper) was found in Master D.English Houla's Bag. The owner may donate it to Mr.Black in white. He/She will be blessed with 'Dark' pleasures.
  • Master M. Damn Dambar (M.Anurag Singh) found his family tree. The shocking news is that Mr.Black iN White is in it too (Look surprised).
  • The good news is that John "Glutton" Burg(er) (Krishna Akhil) has lost a tonne. The bad news is, He gained ten.
  • Master Sai Teja (aka,The Rat) was found missing today after school. The Cat owners are requested to line up near the quadrangle, for the same.
  • After the Gay Rights were granted many of the minorities of the society have started to progress. I am really sad to see that everyone of that category is happy. Giving the names would really hurt them So English Houla aka Sameer I won't Publicly announce your name.
Thank You All for eagerly awaiting this post.Hope you do so again for another Millennium.
'C' Ya All.
Hope you fall
let your fat asses blow up the hall!!!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Are You Gayme?!

'I am a racist' and after This question you'll not agree but in the end you will!

Which is the happiest section of the society?

but contrary to the question,is the hottest topic of the season,The so called section 377 or Gay Rights.
Who is a gay?(I mean What is a gay?) is what people ask me and i wonder why people have a fascination for such issues.
The whole concept of gaiety is weird,i mean why would a woman trapped in a man's body be able to resist the (cough cough)temptation
How come those lucky few have the RIGHT to be gay and we don't even have the mere right to Drive a car?
I am sorry to say this but Gayming is bad for health,especially Video Gayming(don't try this at home)
The only good quality in a gay is that they cannot procreate(yet they're number rises) and why is it allowed for Gay's to marry.
Its disgusting:- A man(male) marries a woman(female) and live happily ever after(Happy After Death),But a gay marries another(same gender,Yuck!!) and have a happier lives than those straight(We need t know how they do it).No wonder HIV is maximum in gays.

If gays and lesbians are accepted in the society,the consequences are going to be dire(roar).
for example:- In the application forms of office,there will have to be 5 columns Male,Female,Gay,Lesbian,Other(for the times are different.Expect the unexpected).
Not only the application forms,Even the whole of English Grammar is going to change.Sentences such as He's a girl and she's a boy are going to be common and certain Specimens like the
English houla and his likes will be using They are Both.The blogger fuckashs I mean do review his blog) needs to be appreciated for his("they're" you never know) amazing derivation of the fact that,
E.H. and L.P. are gays.

What are god's only living creations which cannot create life themselves?
gays and lesbians

I know,I know God didn't create gays and lesbians,But how can anyone go about telling people gays are man made?
That would make you a shameless Damned Creep.

But how much ever they try,they'll never be able to produce even a dead zygote.
In my opinion,every person has the right to freedom and In my other opinion Pigs can fly(now you know what to do)
So take away the rights of those ignorant fools.Even though gaiety is legal,we need to teach them a lesson.We can do that by literally teasing them.
Discourage their practise or else distinguishing them will be hell.For we will have to add the gender of the person with their names(as gays have human names)
Ex:- for names like Ameer,Sparsh,Raghu and Anket,we'll have to write Ameer-female,Sparsh-male,Anket-female and Raghu-male.
But even for this do I,Mr.Worksteal have a solution.Why don't we just write the names as all the above are Gays.But that is Racism.and that is why 'I am a racist'.

This is Mr.D(Never forget me) taking his leave,
Have a nice Gay!

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Never a Worse Start!

I'm blogging for the first time and its no cream cake for me.I hate writing and most importantly writing for scumbags like you.How do i begin?

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But most probably it will be the worst of times, (for me at least). They say I'm jinxed but in truth that's only a part of the truth I conceal within me. I am always surrounded by a faded dark glow which makes it looks like its consuming my flesh. That my friend, is actually an , for I myself am consuming those EVIL flames. But this can only be noticed by the very good and innocent Perverts. (So don't count yourself)

The blog that i just made came to me in a dream. As I was sleeping one night, I dreamt of my school and as I did so, I felt that pre-homicide instinct in my dream (I'm sure you must've felt it sometime in life). So as I was saying, I felt like killing someone, the name of that person will be a mystery for you to solve. Lost in anguish, I ran to my class and caught one felly by the neck and without any warning, suddenly I started squeezing that Ass's head (oxymoron) and the next thing will shock your SSA out. What oozed out was not cerebral juices (I think he didn't need them) but Pepsi. I did what Gandhi would have done. Took a straw and drank till there was no more. That was the dream I'll never forget. So much enjoyment and so less
space (in his head). Well then it ended, the dream, with the disturbance caused by a gay outside my school and I was back in my class, listening(or rather bearing) to a huge hound teaching, I think that she was the hound which had Sherlock Holmes disfigured, in the 'Hound of the Baskervilles'. The next part of that day was the same old - teaching, acting like we're interested, more teaching, writing, sleepi...I mean Learning etc.., I came back home and made This exceptionally Marvellous piece of shit.
Thank You,

PS. Do not react to my posts directly,This is our manager's number he will be glad to accept your comments
D'N'A's manager,

PPS. Do not react if the person lifting the phone starts with "I'm taking you Down-Town"