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Thursday, August 27, 2009

THE QUESTIONNAIRE FOR THE BIZARRE

Some people in this world live to die, some live to kill, some kill to live, but I'm dying to kill(Especially the 0.3).Because there are members of some minority society who constantly puke out questions at me as to why my blog is not being updated. Let me get it straight(not for 0.3)!! I shall update my blog whenever I feel like it. I am the king, superior to the human race, evolved from Homo Sapiens(Who I think are all Homo..). Let’s cut the crap and get to the point. Today instead of updating my blog with shitty paragraphs I thought why not put in a Trivia Quiz. So how about it... This would be called :-

THE QUESTIONNAIRE FOR THE BIZARRE
1) Why should the United Nations (Non existent) support Pimps?


2) How are all apes (including HUMANS) able to enjoy all the pleasures (GET ME??!)


3) What do you call a movie which depicts the sea or sky?

4) Why are the British more proud of their flag, than us Indians?



5) Where did the boy who cried "Fuck" end up?




6) What is the difference between a shot put ball and a whore (apart from the looks)?





7) Why is it illegal to make out with people of the same sex?
8) Who are the men of their word?



9) If you give an Indian a pillow what is he likely to do?


10) Why do the doctors advise you not to use i-pill?



HERE ARE THE ANSWERS RESPECTIVELY DISRESPECTFUL:-
1) Because they give more preference to women.
2) They are PRIME-MATES.
3) A Blue Film.
4) As they're flag is called the UNION JACK.
5) At the Sheep Farm, because *ALL* his sheep end up pregnant!!
6) One is thrown and used, the other is used and thrown.
7) Because the future governments need a good(and healthy) population to win the elections.
8) The inmates of the maternity hospital.
9) Sleep (on,in,with...,etc. your point of view) it!!
10)Because they want all the I-pills available for themselves.


Sorry guys for being so late in updating this blog but this were due to certain technical problems. But I'm sure you enjoyed it. So for now CHOW!!
But Remember I Know what you do and where you go. You are at all times at the mercy of 'D'. I may not kill but I will THRILL!!!!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

XXX-MEN: ORIGINS


ROHAN - The BUGGERNAUT


It definitely seems like my prototype was a hit. So, I think I'll proceed with it. The ones who think that I'm going to spare you, think again because the only person I'm not going to spare is the English Houla. Him I'll spear!!!


Today's Victim is Rohan. And for those who live in ignorance, he is also called the Lamp Post, GPL(Gay Pupil Leader) and UFO (Universal Flirting Oddity). The Bombastic lecher is definitely a dare devil and also a bare devil (I'll get to that). The daring Hermaphrodite made us all puke while giving announcements. In the recent announcement all he had to do was to call his amorous red house group to the place engaged (also a place of engagement). But NO, he's the GPL he HAD to be different and use exaggeration as a basis of gaining popularity. All I could hear were words picked out of Shakespear's Trash-Can, the one in the kitchen area, that's right, The WET one.
The main point I want to present to you however is that Even though,UFO is an excellent womanizer, he and The Houla ( pronounced the same in all languages) have countless similarities, one being their unclassified gender and the other a common Crossing place WWF (whenever, wherever and forever). It almost follows the Hutch's tag lines "You and I (don't belong) in this beautiful world" and "Wherever you go, our network (wet-work)  follows". But 0.3 and UFO may be in this beautiful world but there also a trillion others, so DO IT IN PRIVATE!

In the Inter-House Competitions held recently, The pimp, Lamp-Post had to indulge in physical contact (cough!), I mean of the hands After their declamation, e-Houla and King Androgynous Ist (His Truly Unruly, Rohan) had to show off to the judges how close they are by shaking their hands (That's all they can do ON-STAGE, I understand). Even in the Independence Day Program, my fellow members of the G.T.A.(Gay Tracking Association) have spotted UFO and 0.3 having a candid (Surely intimate) Conversation and their postures were not at all surprising 0.3 was sitting on a chair and UFO was more like bending before him (Not even the height difference can become an obstacle for their relationship). I won't be surprised if both of them get Swine Flu at the same time (considering their closeness).

About 3 days ago, UFO, the alleged basketball player of our school went into his classroom for a change of dress. The English Houla after having a glimpse of him changing (bare devil), immediately marched inside and rest of the story I did not witness. That's for you to imagine..........

Known to be the most unsatisfied student, UFO, reports say, has flirted(and dated) over 1359 times with more than 22.5 females(you know why the 0.5)! His G-list never ends as he's the SPL (School Pupil Lecher) 'cum' GPL. Just because he's the head (and what not) of the students, doesn't mean he has to ^*%*&*% anyone he wants.

The problem is however, that he wants to make a mark in history, you know, Epoch making(making Eunuchs) and he's doing that by using his most prized talent. For him the bimbos are not enough (I repeat-""BIMBOS ARE NOT ENOUGH""). So, he's hitting on the gays and also the males (Why the hell did he leave lesbians alone!).

But is this what we want? A world filled with people who can't even be addressed properly. Ladies and gentlemen (and also 0.3) your future is yours to keep not the UFO's. Please Ponder!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

A DECENT WAY TO SAVAGERY!!!

The school is filled with specimens and speciwomens thrown in with different features. The ironic aspect of our school, All Saints' High School is that you'd have to walk a mile to find an innocent person (walk a micron and you'll find someone lesser than ME!).

The point is however that not a single soul is good. correction :- Not a single soul, who can understand words as easy as pregnant, is good. As I was saying, badness has crept in and that's due to us Seniors' timely education. This badness is spreading so rapidly that none have ever spread any knowledge as such, since the invention of the child (forgive me for my MISUSE of words).

Our school is filled with differently-able students (students who do different things with the RESOURCES they have). This has drawn my attention and you know how attentive I am to such things. So I created this post. Please enjoy the prototype of my latest product  (Do consume it with utmost pleasure).......

The XXX-MEN POST IS MY PROTOTYPE . HOPE YOU LIKE IT

XXX-MEN: ORIGINS


SAMEER - THE NIGHT CRAWLER


Where do I begin??????? A seriously mixed type of personality whose secsual orientation is !#@@$#^^%*^ ;-( ie., anything but straight. Can you ever believe that the S.C.Bose (Recall why I used Bose (12/08/09 Sameer imitated Bose in the school Assembly) of Sodomy also follows the natural and basic instincts?

Yeah, I'm not joking (maybe jockeying). The Gay-Icon :) of our school was frequently spotted with the Blue house Seceratery (Of course female; As Rats and humans don't do that well). The distance between them was 0.134 metres (I wonder why the distance would come down to -10cms, Yes,  negative value).

Sameer aka English Houla aka English Kutta aka 0.3 (Male, Female and Other) aka Gay-Ikon of All Saints, is known to be the most responsible gay in the OTHER categories. His favourite pass time is CROSS-word. He is not only responsible (a responsibility) to his girl friends, but also to his boy friends. He's proud of the expansion (of BFs and GFs) of his MIXED community.

One reason why 0.3 is obscurity personified is that the lesbo x gay grotesque is the only Human, the gender of whose I still haven't figured out. Even though he has masculine placable character, he is famous for being a virage.

Sources also reveal that Sameer, was abducted by aliens and was brain-washed. He was sent here after severe experimentation on his chromosomes. Scientists also agree and support the statement with evidence proving that he has 43.5 chromosome including X,Y chromosomes and newly discovered G and AY chromosomes. Research also reveal that he is immune to swine-flu because the virus only attacks a human whose gender is recognized. However, he is more prone to HIV-AIDS than normal humans, because of the sole reason that he has both the .......... (Fill In The Blanks with suitable words).

This is my sincere appeal for your safety that you stay away from 0.3. He is not only a threat to the school, but also to our country. If you spot him please hesitate to call me. Me and my team will capture him and send him to a warm, sufficiently lighted and a suitable place of shelter (The sun).


Please feel free to comment on the above topic. If you are the 0.3 himself, then feel free to feel free because that's all you'll be doing.