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Friday, August 14, 2009

XXX-MEN: ORIGINS


SAMEER - THE NIGHT CRAWLER


Where do I begin??????? A seriously mixed type of personality whose secsual orientation is !#@@$#^^%*^ ;-( ie., anything but straight. Can you ever believe that the S.C.Bose (Recall why I used Bose (12/08/09 Sameer imitated Bose in the school Assembly) of Sodomy also follows the natural and basic instincts?

Yeah, I'm not joking (maybe jockeying). The Gay-Icon :) of our school was frequently spotted with the Blue house Seceratery (Of course female; As Rats and humans don't do that well). The distance between them was 0.134 metres (I wonder why the distance would come down to -10cms, Yes,  negative value).

Sameer aka English Houla aka English Kutta aka 0.3 (Male, Female and Other) aka Gay-Ikon of All Saints, is known to be the most responsible gay in the OTHER categories. His favourite pass time is CROSS-word. He is not only responsible (a responsibility) to his girl friends, but also to his boy friends. He's proud of the expansion (of BFs and GFs) of his MIXED community.

One reason why 0.3 is obscurity personified is that the lesbo x gay grotesque is the only Human, the gender of whose I still haven't figured out. Even though he has masculine placable character, he is famous for being a virage.

Sources also reveal that Sameer, was abducted by aliens and was brain-washed. He was sent here after severe experimentation on his chromosomes. Scientists also agree and support the statement with evidence proving that he has 43.5 chromosome including X,Y chromosomes and newly discovered G and AY chromosomes. Research also reveal that he is immune to swine-flu because the virus only attacks a human whose gender is recognized. However, he is more prone to HIV-AIDS than normal humans, because of the sole reason that he has both the .......... (Fill In The Blanks with suitable words).

This is my sincere appeal for your safety that you stay away from 0.3. He is not only a threat to the school, but also to our country. If you spot him please hesitate to call me. Me and my team will capture him and send him to a warm, sufficiently lighted and a suitable place of shelter (The sun).


Please feel free to comment on the above topic. If you are the 0.3 himself, then feel free to feel free because that's all you'll be doing.