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Saturday, August 15, 2009

XXX-MEN: ORIGINS


ROHAN - The BUGGERNAUT


It definitely seems like my prototype was a hit. So, I think I'll proceed with it. The ones who think that I'm going to spare you, think again because the only person I'm not going to spare is the English Houla. Him I'll spear!!!


Today's Victim is Rohan. And for those who live in ignorance, he is also called the Lamp Post, GPL(Gay Pupil Leader) and UFO (Universal Flirting Oddity). The Bombastic lecher is definitely a dare devil and also a bare devil (I'll get to that). The daring Hermaphrodite made us all puke while giving announcements. In the recent announcement all he had to do was to call his amorous red house group to the place engaged (also a place of engagement). But NO, he's the GPL he HAD to be different and use exaggeration as a basis of gaining popularity. All I could hear were words picked out of Shakespear's Trash-Can, the one in the kitchen area, that's right, The WET one.
The main point I want to present to you however is that Even though,UFO is an excellent womanizer, he and The Houla ( pronounced the same in all languages) have countless similarities, one being their unclassified gender and the other a common Crossing place WWF (whenever, wherever and forever). It almost follows the Hutch's tag lines "You and I (don't belong) in this beautiful world" and "Wherever you go, our network (wet-work)  follows". But 0.3 and UFO may be in this beautiful world but there also a trillion others, so DO IT IN PRIVATE!

In the Inter-House Competitions held recently, The pimp, Lamp-Post had to indulge in physical contact (cough!), I mean of the hands After their declamation, e-Houla and King Androgynous Ist (His Truly Unruly, Rohan) had to show off to the judges how close they are by shaking their hands (That's all they can do ON-STAGE, I understand). Even in the Independence Day Program, my fellow members of the G.T.A.(Gay Tracking Association) have spotted UFO and 0.3 having a candid (Surely intimate) Conversation and their postures were not at all surprising 0.3 was sitting on a chair and UFO was more like bending before him (Not even the height difference can become an obstacle for their relationship). I won't be surprised if both of them get Swine Flu at the same time (considering their closeness).

About 3 days ago, UFO, the alleged basketball player of our school went into his classroom for a change of dress. The English Houla after having a glimpse of him changing (bare devil), immediately marched inside and rest of the story I did not witness. That's for you to imagine..........

Known to be the most unsatisfied student, UFO, reports say, has flirted(and dated) over 1359 times with more than 22.5 females(you know why the 0.5)! His G-list never ends as he's the SPL (School Pupil Lecher) 'cum' GPL. Just because he's the head (and what not) of the students, doesn't mean he has to ^*%*&*% anyone he wants.

The problem is however, that he wants to make a mark in history, you know, Epoch making(making Eunuchs) and he's doing that by using his most prized talent. For him the bimbos are not enough (I repeat-""BIMBOS ARE NOT ENOUGH""). So, he's hitting on the gays and also the males (Why the hell did he leave lesbians alone!).

But is this what we want? A world filled with people who can't even be addressed properly. Ladies and gentlemen (and also 0.3) your future is yours to keep not the UFO's. Please Ponder!!