has never enjoyed success as it has, this year. And that's all thanks to you people out there, with your palm on the mouse, as if it were a ***** (Sorry, the word got censored), and your fatty 'Ass'ids on that poor chair. Well You have seen the year too, unless you're one of those "END OF THE WORLD" blokes. Well, to be frank, it hasn't at all been an Extravagant year, but not a bad one to begin with. What we, DE-MON (French trans: de-'At' ; Mon- 'My') Lair have is a LO-DOWN of the most Interesting things that occurred in the Last year of the Present Decade. We also welcome the year of the Rabbit.
All the Astro-'loggers' and Parrot Card readers, tell D'N'A that, the year 2011 will be just like it's Representative animal "The Rabbit" - Productive, Multiplicative and all the more Fertile. It's gonna be a good year for Virgo's who will no longer be tortured with their 'Status' (virgin). But it will be unlucky for the 'Pisces' people for they will soon turn into 'Pieces'. That's all for the (mis)-fortune telling. Now let's get back to what you're waiting for.
After a tiring Year, 2010 , here's the exciting part;
It is also my pleasure to disclose to you that WIKI-leaks will soon be publishing a Diplomatic cable titled "Mistresses of (Oh)bama." Rumours are that Tiger woods is set to loose his bet with (Oh)Mama! (That is the favourite phrase of his Mistress's) *Got Confused* (Oh)bama, on the number of "Pies they can eat" (What a cheeky expression for the HOLIEST crimes).
(James Bond has a Rival in the "Killer-Style" Category)
What's Black and White and Red all over?
Paul the octopus, after ending up in a dinner plate as an Octet Delicacy and guess what, they didn't need any fortune cookies afterwards.
But what made this mollusk so famous that it had to end up with such an honorary death? It's said that, Paul the octopus could predict the past, sorry, The Future (The past is Rajinikanth's). And this made his greedy care-taker, get even more greedier and Forced him to predict the match scores and his chances of getting laid (To this Paul showed the 'Middle Limb'). This exploitation angered the Octopus and ultimately made him commit suicide (Sushi-cide) and swam straight to Germany, where he thought his cousins, Hitler's swimming descendants would accept him, what really happened is that these relatives loved him so much that they sent him to Hitler himself!! (All hail the Fuhrer)
'Oh'bama, the President of the US. Visited India on several occasions, although we disrespect him enough, that's not why we post this. The reason we do so is to humiliate the so called (Vacuum) heads of the world. The ones who allegedly own all the economic and Political rights of the world. The alleged ambassadors of the Nu (d/k) e power. Who refuse to give Indians the boon of major energy savings (Not that I have any interest in it or anything, I'm in it for the third WW). The U.S. even exert their power in the U.N. Which is said to be an inDEPENDENT organization. What I have to give them is "mln"(I think you understand fingers). Then again, the US is definitely doing a good job in certain fields, if not all- They're said to be the people with the highest rate of 1) Divorce, 2) Gaiety (bringing down population, provided, Surrogacy is FUCKED OFF) 3) Lunatics (again a major contribution from them) and 4) Sterility (And by this I don't mean 'of Syringes'. That's right, the Lo Down parts). The US have set quite an example with their standard of living and that stupid Accent ( Whaa Dhe Fak). What disgusts me the most about the people is their attitude, I mean, How could someone with an empty TOP floor (And BOTTOM also) boast of their MIDDLE floor (no misinterpretation, "Pocket-Wealth").
ALSO NOTE : DO NOT take the mis-opportunity of watching an American participate in a reality show because, either you'll notice de-evolution OR you'll have to puke twice a second (They're a little bit of Show-Off and Most part, a Ripp-Off!!)
That's all for the 'US'e less!!
A woman of spirit, a woman of her word, a woman of CHIMPY NATURE? This activist APES no one and deals with PRIME-MATES on a regular basis. This Year however was too 'MONK'ey for her. She Allegedly married as ORANGUTAN and now has to shift 'Base' to the US ANTHROPOID Sanctuary, where they will spend their 'Monkey-Moon' among the HOWLERS, going all BANANAS AND COCONUTS over there. It seems she's taken her relationship with the ANIMAL kingdom seriously so much so that she and the GAND-hi family read just too much into the phrase- (1) "Apes-The CLOSEST 'thing to MAN-kind in the Animal Kingdom." We can only wonder which 'DIC*'tionary the family used to interpret that statement. The marriage was allegedly witnessed by many of 'Man'-eka- 'GAND'-hi's Colleagues, from different 'BRANCHES'. Whatever the magnitude, this event has made an impression on India's Natural Heritage, especially, the CAGED ONE. We just hope that their marriage lasts, and not end in divorce over a BA-BOON (Bane)!!
(1)The Bride in her wedding dress with the Groom. (2)The Marriage Party.... (3)The Ex-GF of the Orangutan.