I started by saying "Let's first do a simple but quick Rapid Fire Round", and as soon as I said that I heard more than 50 clicks of what I thought was Ak-47's, but fortunately later they understood what I really meant."Here We Go"-
Usually People don't live long to know it.
My ability to hide behind cars and bikes, I'm quite short,you see.
Himesh Reshammiya, He pays me well.
World War I and II, just LOVE the bloodshed.
Osama, He was the one who first taught me to use a gun.
6)You Love Wearing:
My gun holster, Knife case, Ak-47 case, Bullet proof vests, Head gear, Grenade case, Bullet belt, Shell Holder and all are Loaded mind you!! I also like to have the trigger of Bombs placed at the White House, Parliament House, In Man Mohan's ass pocket and also in Pratibha's *******(Sorry that I had to hide that part, but I don't think that word should exist).
Well, Everyone's praying for peace in the world, I'm praying for the world in pieces.
My Pocket Rocket Launcher, The others can betray.I'd also like to add Shah Rukh and Amir, My two Dalmatians.
Monica Bedi, ;-) HA ha ha hahahahahaha......
ChopHead, Would you like to know how it's played?
11)Most Hated Person(s):
Whole Of The UNO. Except my agent there (Shh.)
12)Favorite Pass Time:
Free Style Shooting At Free Road Pedestrians.
13)Most Memorable Moment:
When I hacked into the Prez's(2008) PC. Wow, was it interesting!
(He then showed me things which made me feel disgusted towards Abdul Kalam. Shame on him! The trauma is unforgettable!!)
14)You're Sad About:
Having to kill you before knowing you better.. Just Kidding ?HA HA HA!
About Your Associate Who threatened Shashi Tharoor:
What? Nobody in my gang threatens Geeks on Twitter. A man from behind who looked liked a bouncer at Fusion9 spoke "Sir, I think it was Pappu". "Pappu", Dawood shouted, then he told me that the so called Pappu was his 7 year old nephew who was fond of Twitter and Texting, both of which Geeks adore.(A mystery has been solved but too late to save an innocent's job.Oh well, Who cares!!)
What Do you think of the invention of IPL? :
Oh, I-pill, A really great invention.... Sir Not I-pill, I-P-L. The invention of Modi of the BCCI.
"No, I don't know anything about that nor do I can! Next question--
What can you reveal about your Future Projects and Business meetings? :
I'm Off to America, on an educating trip. I'm going to the white house to teach Obama, a new face, How things Work, you know the RIGHT way to run a country!!
Sir Could you give an account of the GOOD works you have done in the bygone days? :
Ok, here's a brief account: (i) Tiger's Squeal (ii) MF Hussain's Oust (iii) Global Warming control,
(Before he could speak, I could hear a phone ring)
I understood who it was and what it meant. I, being really scared had to somehow end it and get a good night's sleep to forget everything....
Sir, What do you think of this interview we had? :
Hmm... Let's just say it will Pass Away Peacefully......
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Then Suddenly I awoke as 'Robin PJ'. I thought it was a dream but understood nay when I awoke not in my comfy cozy bed but in an uncomfortable bed shaped chair on the sets of "Raaz Pichhle Janam Ka"!!!