10) A dutiful beauty is your toy forever.
9) You can ogle some people all the time, or all people some times, but you can't ogle of all people's all the time.
8) Don't count your chicks before they catch your patch.
7) You can bring Ho's to your lower pool, but you can't make them suck.
6) Maternity is the mother of Intention and insanity is it's illegitimate son.
5) A bitch in time saves dime.
4) Where there's ill will, there's a gay.
3) An early bird gets the sperm.
2) Too many hookers spoil the sloth.
And His Pervertousness' Most Loved....
1) Early to BED, Early to RISE makes a PRO (Ho), healthy wealthy and wise.
Wisdom, is Scarred, when one does not appreciate it. Use these daily Demotional chants, take it into your soul. And once you do, inner peace will not stop you, no matter what....
Stay tuned to this column for more inspirational Quotes by His Pervertousness, BABA RANDI.