That look my friends is something like this...
YOU'RE NOT MISTAKEN ...THAT IS THE LOOK BARACK OBAMA HAD, WHEN HIS DAUGHTER TOLD HIM THIS...” I can’t believe it. My little sister must have put my homework in her backpack. Wait until I get a hold of her.”
- The golden rule is : Learn the usage of the alphabet and of course use your “mother-tongue” preferably to “touch” you parents' hearts...remember nothing can manipulate your parents more than “Emotional Attyachar” as they say here in the land of SCAMSTERS and COWS, Know your subject well. The subject here I’m referring to is the topic of your note.
- Do not use pencils or the like. Use permanent Ink markers or pens which when written leave a lasting impression, literally. Cause you know there are brothers and sisters out there who will go out of their way to get you into trouble.
- · The best excuses are those which are blamed on others. I know none of you is willing to attest blame to a friend or anyone close to you but let me tell you something; all these people are around you for a reason. Either they want something from you or they have their own sadistic reasons. So get cracking and affix blame on someone. You can always make up a friend or something. As you shouldn’t be around when your parents read this, it’s fine.·
The creation of a nearly unquestionable excuse lies at the core of the thought process of a person. The clearer you are in your mind (ATTENTION: IN YOUR CASE IT CAN BE THE KNEE CAP TOO...), the better excuse can you write or TYPE. (As Indians we must encourage the I.T Industry)The definition of excuse according to the Google search I just made are..a: to make apology forb : to try to remove blame from.Here at D-mail we always prefer option ‘b’. Because you see even statistically there is a greater chance of escaping blame FOR A FAULT of yours by blaming it on someone rather than making an apology. And to add more reason let’s face it we’re all just too much of an egoist to make apologies.
Now coming to the result of following these guidelines. As I type this, ‘D’ is busy calling up all our lawyers and a few judges ;) to prepare ourselves for lawsuits. If you systematically follow what I have prescribed earlier in this post no harm will come to you
(Don’t worry OUR definitions of HARM differ a LOT).
But seriously com'mon..Just give it a TRY!!