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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Im'PERV'ious



He's Back, the one whom you all were desperately waiting for has finally arrived. We had to pull him back from Tibet, right from under the Dalai Lama's Nose. At first he told us to patiently wait, but We knew how desperate you perverts were for advice on aspects , people, otherwise are too ignorant to speak of, So here's his pervertousnessly Holey Baba Randi !! Here's what we managed to Quote:


10) Be Gay While Your Son Still Whines.






9) Ball That Litters Is Not Old.






8) When Life Gives You Lemons, Get Implants.






7) An Ideal Wife Is The Devil's xxx Shop.






6) Sodomy Is The Best Policy.






5) A Hooker A Day Keeps The 'Cooker' Away.






4) Never Put Off Till Tomorrow, What You Can Do Tonight!






3) All 'Hind'play and No Fore-Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy.






2) Erectile Dysfunction Is The Stepping Stone To Success.



And Baba's Personal Favorite, Which Was Applauded By The Lama Himself:





1) Life Is Like An Ice-Cream, You Lick The Juicy Part, Suck The Viscous Part And Later Bite The Pointy Part !!




The Baba has left the building!!

He'll be back to give you the ultimate 'Path' soon!!