Thursday, January 27, 2011

Race-ism II

The last post contained something about me being humiliated, This one fortunately has nothing of that sort, atleast I hope I don't have to do that to Popularize my blog.

Oh!, Whats that 'D'...?!!? Yeah right, We already have the viewership of 5000+ people, all of whom are our age or atleast that's what I'm guessing, from all over the world thanks to the 20 Mins of lectures by Parents Prohibiting The D-Mail, That's the way we're promoted, If you know what I mean ;-) Come to think of it , 'D' just told me that this post too like the previous one on Racism has to contain some incident related to me : i.e, 'A'.

Now, Normally I'd stand up to him and say, "This is freaking my Blog too!!, not just yours. So, I make half the decisions and just like the Humans I don't advocate Self depreciating humor !" But then, Last week some security guy did something like this with 'D' and stood-up against his policies on securing the building's perimeter (WE GOT ENEMIES YOU KNOW). As usual our very beloved {I was forced to add that adjective} 'D' decided to take matters into his OWN hands whilst normally he contracts the killings to Osama or Dawood. Now, what happened afterwards is really painful so, I'm going to spare you the details, All I can reveal is that it contained something to do with Excruciating Pain in the Pleasurizing Part...In fact I'm not saying anything more about it. (Concerned for my safety,I hope you understand)

If I had only the courage of THINKING what to say to 'D' after what he did to that guy. After all, I got family. (It's not the 'family' you're thinking about) In this post I have decided that I will only discuss one thing that is racist instead of discussing two to ensure longevity of the Race-ism Posts on the D-mail.

As is, with all the "high" flying, they/we (cough...cough) like to enjoy our HARD earned money (What do you think the Swiss accounts are for..?) Any-way, I was vacationing with none other than "Brangelina" (More like hitting on Angelina..Oops...!).So here I am vacationing with "Brangelina" and out of no-where in an area where there is no coverage I get a call from none other than our very own Osama 'Mama'. Since 'Chicha' was already taken for Nehru, I figured why not 'Mama'. In-case all the people want to know what he's up to these days, here's an update..

Our 'Mama' has started his own and the world's very first University or more like a Mon'ass'tery For Assassins. You can find everything that's in a normal college except, instead of books they have guns (All types + the ones which kill people), instead of Libraries they have shooting ranges, Instead of laptops etc., they use Pocket Rocket Launchers, Granite Grenades etc. Also, the university is called IIT or, in an abbreviated form :- 'International Institute of T.N.T'. They are Internationally recognized as the World's best School for Arms and Ammunition training. And just to rub your nose in it's success they're now giving out scholarships to all those who have succeeded in assassinating some important public figures etc., But the Best thing about it, is that you get a free 'Educational' trip to the White House for the first 10 Successful Suicide bombers.

Well, there's also education business besides the usual Beheading, Butchering, Blasting, Brain-washing (dry cleaning costs extra) etc., Not to forget, the occasional Video-taping of warnings. BTW, Admissions are open to all those who have Time and those who don't, are given free Trendy Potassium Cyanide necklaces (a choice of 9 colors).

Coming to my story :- So, The reason my beloved 'Mama' had called me was because he had bought some Chinese gadget on Mamazon or D-bay (I don't remember) which was not working right. Being the Tech Geek (More like FREAK) myself, he called me for assistance. (This is the racist part, In case you're wondering) Well,Obviously once a guy like Osama calls you for assistance you have to be there, irrespective of whether he's your Uncle (Mama) or not. He's known to kill in ways that being born is too frightening (See I'm already saying the opposite of what's to be actually said...It's called FEAR ). Next Morning I was in the Banana Republic (Our Headquarters). Ass-soon-ass I got there I "Skype(e)d" (You read right, It's a new phrase like "goOGLED") my Mama. He was ready with all his gadgets etc.

What he bought was a 'Ni(ke)(Adi)das(Ree)bok' shoe fitted with a fan on it's front."The fan ain't doing what it's supposed to do" he said to me, continuing "I'll kill that Mother***************....." (He continued swearing for almost a half hour). Well I was the one who had to break this piece of racist news to him that, the sensor placed inside the shoe would only recognize Asian feet. He said to me that he was not Asian. (The C.I.A owes me a million bucks for that & also "Beat that WikiLeaks !!") Then he started swearing at those "Little"(By all means....) Asians for another half-an-hour. I know you guys are thinking what the heck..!?!!?!? Well, people, first of all if Osama can say that.... IT'S BIG NEWS..!! and If it's BIG NEWS, So will be the size of a Pocket (No more) Rocket Launcher then it's freaking RACIST..!

In this next Japa-graph we will discuss how Yappy(Crappy) Japs' inventions are encouraging Racism... (All is not what meets the eye...) The Land of the Rising sun (More like 'Land of rising (CO)POPULATION). Now these yanky-doodles are off dredging into the sea, building their mile long sky-scrapers to create some place to live (Not that they need SOOOO... much space, They'r small people). When I first googled this topic I found some crazy inventions but not all were racist....(Here, at the D-mail we specialize in making them Racist)
So here's LO-DOWN of the wackiest, craziest...Inventions (4) that defy the limits of stupidity and last but not the least are highly RACIST...

Before we begin, let me just relax so I can deliver the BEST.{Lighting a smoke.....} (Ahh...the first puff... ....heaven.....) [Been a while since I smoked these little Cuban Bastards] ... SORRY ABOUT THAT, Just WANTED TO GIVE YOU A 'BEHIND THE SCENES EXPERIENCE' (Just incase you're not offended I recommend the Cubans...)

4 : The Shoe Cum Nintendo - 
I still can't figure out which brand or manufacturer that these shoes belong to...but let me tell you this, this invention or innovation if you will, has left Steve Jobs applying for a leave .... AGAIN.!
I still think of it's impracticality.... after all who would want to play on their Nintendo bending forwards reaching for their foot. Only those Gymnasts (Who're really hard to hit on!) and maybe the Japanese ladies ( I somehow don't feel like trusting men bending over in
public..). What's it's use to the rest of the world..? Absolute Crap. Can't do anything with it unless you want to potty train your dog...(I have a read right..NO RACISM IN MY HOME) Another issue with that thing is that the max size of shoe in Japan is limited to "7". Come to think of it even my soft (Dry currently due to the winter) feet fail to fit in them...BTW, what can these guys/gals achieve with small legs..essentially "everything small". Surely they can't win an Olympic gold in athletics.They haven't won a single medal in the Olympics FYI according to the website..."www.everything's"

3 : (I Don't Know What To Call It) Maybe..."Wonder Arm" Or Something For The Time Being -
Well what this does is simply give the feeling of a companion to the person who sleeps besides it. You can see it has AN arm and HALF a body to give the COMPLETE 'Human-beside-you feeling'. The way I see it this is one of those few Japanese inventions which Ladies from other Continents can use too...after-all WOMEN, especially American are known to "FAKE A LOT OF THINGS." Men can't use it, can they...? For all I know they do have "OTHER" methods of gaining companionship. This thing FYI is also known to cause a lot of confusion in partners..(Not life|Partners|.... the "ONES THAT SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER ON THE "SAME BED")
It's been known to cause break-ups,has been known to wake and walk around...(I'm kidding) etc.. Some gal, again in Japan, mistook it for her real husband. She did something with it that she never did with her husband which he saw BTW. The next thing you know, he filed for a divorce on account of "Her cheating with the doll.." yeah that's what he called it..'DOLL'.. Be careful girls..

2 : The Butter Stick -

First and foremost, this thing is really controversial. To me it-seems like a spoof on
our very own FeviStick, although you should take into account that I know not of any other country that uses something like it. Also Mind you, this "Butter Stick" should not be placed in the Work desk nor the Fevistick be placed in the Kitchen. It can result in a pretty 'STICKY' mess,Literally. Now I ask the Question of which I myself will give the answer:

How many of you knuckle-heads would use this..?
Very few.

Our Indian 'Aunties' have the Mother Dairies and the Amuls to feed the fat to the world. That aside, how many of the 'Chicks' would use it?
We all know the obsession with Size Zero or as I like to call it, 'Pint Sized Human (Being Prone to being Blown away by the Wind) or the PSH's. They all want to remain zero or less, if possible. Only the fat guys working for the Governments around the World can afford to use this. But they should be careful not to exceed a certain circumference after which "Filling Their Pockets" will be a problem.

And the Number one in this Racist list...And the Race-a-(Os)car this year goes to...

1 : Grass Toilet Seat- 
This thing is outright racist. As an Citizen (Of the Banana Republic) I condemn the innovator of this creation. It is insulting to each and every Indian, especially. Remember the (Very) old days when your forefathers use to defile Mother Earth in Public...? Well not necessarily public, but 'Out in the Open' which obviously has GR-ASS. What started with our forefathers "Paying their dues" in the open, the next generation in their Clothes and us in our Diaper's has been exploited.But,still if your Grandfather would have seen this, well he would have brought out his gun and shot at the Screen from which your reading this. Coming to the mannerisms followed by our western 'brotha's.. Well recently some guy in the Govt. of India said that "The West has different standards of hygiene when compared to the east." Well, he's right, Our western brothers and sisters Won't Shit on that Piece of Earth (Grass). Well for obvious reasons that they are "MORE ENVIRONMENTAL CONCIOUS THAN ANY OTHER CITIZENS OF THE WORLD." Well obviously, there must be SOME EXPLANATION for them CONSUMING ABOUT 80% of all NATURAL RESOURCES. [Please note the sarcasm, bastards. Thank you].
Been A While since I got laid.

Looking forward to more Racist tomorrow.

Crap-e-Diem ("Cease the Day"- in geLatin) !

Technology these days!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011


Saturday, January 22, 2011

10% OXY - 90% MORON


The ancient arts have always been given due importance by the D-Mail. We welcome anything and everything that give US pleasure and U torture. Today, we come in contact with a new variety of Words/Sentences which happen to be rarely used but after this, probably everyone will understand their importance. After this I never want you to forget what they're called, that's right, "OXY-MORONS"!!

This Post is gonna be really quick 'cause, there's only 3, I repeat, Only Three simple steps to create smashing Oxymo's (That's what we'll be referring them as).

Step1 :  

"It Pays to enrich/re-stitch your word power"
Of course a Mammoth Vocabulary is also not required but what's more important is to, always, have a good list of good words. The better the words are, the better will your Moronic, I mean, Oxy-Moronic power, be. Most of the required words can be found at these website: Please DO make a note of them, but DON'T spread the word about them. It's for you and YOU alone:

                          ", and"

Step2 :

"Keep it Short, Keep it Simple, Otherwise, You just Piss people!

Oxymo's as we know, are better off phrases rather than sentences. That provides a better understanding. Using the same logic as Digestive Tablets; Which contain enough explosives to convert your 'H'CL into 'He'CL (I hope you understood it's effect). But since the tablets are quite diminutive, they instead assist digestion. Atleast, that's what I learn't in school (I never said from teachers :P ). So make it short and sweet. If you're really familiarized with the subject, I suggest you create,Instead of phrases,  Compound Words would be super effective. But for those who're new, Phrases, I do suggest!!

Now would you like to see:

Full Course (5hr toilet pack): "The man was later renamed Pope Hitler the XV"

(Or would you like to have)

Digestive tablet Pack: "Pope Hitler XV"
That's for you to choose!


"Opposites Attract - Loads and loads of Pervs."

In an average (perv etc.) sentence, you find three parts. The 'Subject', the 'Object' and most importantly the 'Reject'.

For Example:

The main aim is to clear the reject and make them a little more 'opposite' to either the subject or the Object.

Here's another Example:

Now remove 'Peck' and substitute it with a word most contradictory to the word "Hen", we get:

That's more like it ;)

That's all you need to know about the Oxy-Morons. But don't leave yet, We, at the D-Mail, love to give you something Extra. So just for you, we have a LO-DOWN of Oxymo's:

15) Turkish Turkey

14) Luminous Umbra

13) Hol(e)y Sheath

12) Just-In-Babe-Her

11) British Yen

10) Mon(an)Archy

09) Termino-Genesis

08) 3rd Degree Frostburn

07) Fully Empty

06) Chinese Democracy

05) Steep 'n' Hooking

04) Inflammable Extinguisher

03) RajiniCan't

02) Pro(stitution)-Virgin(ity) 

01) Bikini Formals*

This one is dedicated to all the English Tutors out there, breaking their heads teaching the fine (s)LANG-UsAGE!!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Monkey Business

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Red Bull?

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

electric "Eco-Friendly" eel

Sunday, January 16, 2011

never trust a ....

Where are the Aliens?

Saturday, January 15, 2011

It's true

Those Insects

Sunday, January 9, 2011


There’s a background story to why this post appears on the Death-mail or in-fact every post that appears on this soon-to-be-world-famous blog. On February the 29th in the year 2010 a guy came up to me in my OFFICE (What did you think the World trade Centre was..?). Anyway what this man said made me think... :P. He came into my cabin evading security which consists of former KGB agents and of course our very own CIA and the Mossad, armed with one of the most sophisticated weaponry that anyone could find and headed by none other than ‘D’ himself.

So what essentially happened was that, this guy came up to me objecting to some usage of words and references to living/dead people in our posts. I replied vehemently denying these allegations saying that such reports are fabricated and “Politically Motivated.”(Learned something from our Indian Politicians specially ‘Kal-muddy’ or Kalmadi if you will, whom I met at a party in Monte Carlo...Anyway we’ll come back to that later). Well this guy was some kind of journalist and as is with all journos this guy/gal (More like a Transvestite I think) was not satisfied with the reply I gave and THREW A SHOE AT ME.

Usually I do not get physical considering my build (very skinny); it would not do well to that guy ;-). I learnt a move while watching Star trek and decided it was time I implemented it and I did, with absolutely Flabbergasting results. By this time the security was alerted, The Bouncing bouncers and ‘D’ had also come by. In the following moments ‘D’ calmed me down (I was bleeding.. : P) and I kept asking him to call 000 (That’s the 911 or 108 of the Banana Republic, our current location) which, he didn’t do BTW. At the ending of this Unfortunate incident (Only for me) that journalist calling himself Pagal "Pucking" Patrakar said to me and I quote...”Shove that BLACK shoe up your BLACK ASS.”

Well this was the last straw, I couldn’t take any more so in haste and the confused/dazed state I was, I replied saying.. ” I’m BROWN, you Moron!!” I know you all think I should have ripped his guts out and fed them to our very own Rabbits and Deer. But, I’ve changed (Took me roughly 8 mins). Suddenly, I became this Non-violent person I’ve always dreamt others would be, so I could slap them how many ever times I wanted to. I decided to forgive him and let him go, after all if an influential person like ME wouldn’t do it, who would besides Osama…I mean…. Mahatma Gandhi.

Now coming to the real deal in this post, If you recollect (which you won’t) or re-read this whole thing again and again until you’ve by-hearted this post until here, you will remember that Pagal Patrakar called me BLACK (I DO NOT want to refresh your memory on what he said exactly…that’s why the vague reference).So, this is what has been taxing my hugely Un-popular brain.
Does Racism still exist? Does it still haunt us? Is there racism in almost everything we think of? Are specific products/consumer goods developed/produced only for a specific community or caste, creed? From the way I see it, the answer to all those questions asked above is an emphatic YES. There are lots of reasons which have influenced my opinion on this very SHITTY & "DARK" subject I chose to write on. Now in case you un-informed or illiterates are reading this post (the 2nd category being the Minority), this is specifically how I have come to this conclusion.
Have you heard Michael Jackson's 'Black or What'..meaning 'Black or White' ? If you haven't then you're a douche-bag. For Gods-sake he's a dead man, and a LEGENDARY example of Racism in it's crudest form! So stop joking about him and go listen to his music. (Now you should say to me.. "Look who's talking!";

First of all, I logged into my Facebook account and wrote something against Justin Briber (Beiber). In-case you were wondering why that is included in this post… Just to increase the number of Friends I have on Facebook, in other words, it seems very sociable to my Girlfriend who nowadays goes by the name of Natalie Portman, BTW, She’s a con-woman (I’m obsessed with Mystery). I don’t know why I wrote that, but nevermind.

I recently read a NEWS paper article which was about condoms (We’ll refer to them as “Condiments” from now on) being produced in Switzerland for 12 year olds in an effort to reduce the number of teenage pregnancies (FYI, by the time you read this my application for a VISA to Switzerland will be accepted). Now a question comes to my mind… Why aren’t there factories in Asia which do the same..? Is it because Asians have smaller junk (the all important MALE part) compared to their African and Caucasian counterparts!!??!! I think Hell yeah. God had an agreement with the Africans and the Americans. In the ensuing agreement the Asians got the boon of Computers, specifically geeky Indians and the others…. Larger junk. This is racism manifested in its highest and most grouser form.

But the Men/Woman equality differences have considerably gone down. The reason is a mental disorder and DIS-Orientation called homosexuality, which has filled the gap. These days it's not the women who fear of 'being outdoors at midnight'. The f**king R*pers have apparantly changed their gender and go for men (I still don't get it!!) Haven't you heard about the case in China where a man was the victim. Also heard that he didn't even get pregnant (What's the use of all that hullabaloo)!

{According to the latest dictionary by the R.B.I. (Randi Baba Institute) of English(men gutters) }

DISCRIMINATION:/dɪˌskrɪmɪˈneɪʃ(ə)n/noun : 'Discrimination' is that whore who chooses whom to hook up with and takes 120% from the minority and only 60% from the majority. Even though she knows that the majority may not all be requiring her/his services either due to the fact that they've lost interest OR that they think Whores are minority too (Which I strongly disagree upon, And in my opinion the Discriminating Majority are themselves Whores).
Sorry for the Filthy language above, but I just couldn't be Racist on a certain few Words, could I?! :P.

Another form of dividing people is, on the basis of their size, especially women. Come to think of it... Women and their obsession with size zero. What is it with them..? Did Adam ask Eve to go on diets, watch how many calories she’s taking, etc? No. Then why this illusion among women that the thinner and skinnier they are, the more favorable or noticeable they will be (Ha! What an Oxymoron)?! In a related incident, in the year 2007 when one of the Pirates of the Caribbean series of movies was being released I incidentally met one of the world’s skinniest and thinnest women, Kiera Knightly. Man, was she thin or What! Even that magic Shoe Lace (I think Mirror.. never-mind) from that Harry Potter (or some story which I don’t remember) says the same. I mean REALLY, she could pass through the sewage filter anytime (Not that I want her to or anything. Or Do I? )!! In conclusion it is our sincere request to all those women/girls who read this, that they should stop going on diets, fasting to fit into a dress you recently bought and the like. (The above request is only for the sake of saying it, so that no feminists start slapping me in public or in "The Private.")

There’s more to some things than meets the eye. Almost all the things we see or feel have something racist in it. YOUR whole human society is based on the concept of racism.

NOTE: All the while I was writing this post, I was under the influence of Poppy and Opium from the Badlands of Afghanistan. They know how to farm, believe me. What I am experiencing is just the start of the drugs taking their effect I’ve been told Or was it that I'm going to Die? Oh MAN! (see there's Racism again) I Gotta have a Checkup done.

BTW, FYI, there will be sequels to this post.

ADIOS AMIGOS (Again, Racism)


" Why are they called Ads, when all they do, is divide your interests (all of them) ?! "
- Baba Randi
How many times have you been called - "Fool, Loon, Rascal, Dumbo, Bimbo, Ass, F***er" ; in such a way that it made you feel that, 'It was such a kind gesture'??
If it never happened to you, I'm sure you're viewing this blog from inside of your mouse hole (I would have used another word, but that would just make me sound like one of those ads)
No matter where you are, they find you, whether it's the local sports channel you're watching, MTV (Ads on Bieber's Virginity) or the occasional 'F'TV (Ads on lingerie) OR once in a red moon, Discovery (when you Discover Mom's coming). The point is you find Ads EVERYWHERE!!
But the horrifying thing I saw last night (I wasn't searching for something in particular for YOUR information) which made me Condemn ads:
While I was browsing through random channels, I happened to find more than 20 channels DEDICATED to Ads, From 10PM to 10AM, then there was a break, which then gave way to more ads from 2PM to 10PM. Here's the programme list for those channels:
10PM : Telebrands
12AM : TeleMall
01AM : HomeShop17
03AM : TeleMart
05AM : Our Sponsors
07AM : TeleWise
09AM : Choice Pay
10AM : More TeleShit.........
Now you understand what my point is!!
No wonder they call it the IDIOT BOX these days. There are all IDIOTS in them trying to sell IDIOTS what they would never need, even in a million years.
Like the one I saw yesterday...
SUPER School Bag:
"Which comes with 8 compartments and 12 Zippers. And a whole lot of freebies, like 10 pencils, 12 pens, 14 erasers, 19 Wax candles, 25 sheets of paper, 46 match sticks ( & not boxes) 86 crayons.......Now tell me why will you need SO MUCH junk that can't even fit in those worthless 8 compartments.
Will you fit in somebody's carcass or will it be used to keep the Box that comes with the bag? And why the F*** would you need 12 zippers? All I have to say to such a bag is "Douche Bag"!!
'EVIL EYE' Deflector :
I don't exactly know what it's called in English, but that word is my understanding of the thing. So in the intro, we have a man banging his head on the wall (Of course, he's not listening to Bieber). And there's his wife, all hot and exhausted (unlike her husband, who's all banging along). So she asks him what the problem is and he says, it's that "All his appointments have been canceled and he's going bankrupt". Now instead of asking him whether she could help, here's what she said, "I think it must be that someone put the 'Evil Eye' (Drum roll please) on you". And then there's the hot host of the show telling us that this could happen to you (Yeah right, Only in the next big bang) and she shows you an eccentric sphere shaped blue thingy and some animated lines around, which should have represented it's force field, but all it could do was represent a few animated lines.
Now Am I supposed to be Awestruck by this kind of crap they sell? Am I supposed to even care. The answer is on the banging fellows face (ie., before his wife comes in and ruins the show)
But there are certain weird things which can (a small percentage o.ooooooooooooooooooooooooo1) be partly useful to you, but I still despise Ads, don't forget that:
Have you ever been to the bathroom (Doing everything that's done in the bathroom) late at night and then the next day you notice you've left the lights on, or your tap is leaking (when I say YOUR, I mean you Bathroom's) or you left you dog inside (OMG what were you doing!!). Now wouldn't that be awkward if not Wastage (Including the dog). Would you then not want a device, devised specially for that Occasion! That's precisely what this Remote is made for. A fully functional remote which has 35 buttons each customized by YOU. It reminds you of what's left inside or what taken from inside. Tells you if you have AIDS (doesn't tell that you DON'T have it), measures your measures and compares with the standard measures (It SERIOUSLY measures EVERYTHING). Some of the Remotes are With Pre-loaded features such as, Flush operator, Mood-wise Lighting (You know what I mean), shower controller (with 3 options: Hot, Cold, Sewage, the last one for the dog/bitch You see in the mirror). Well It's the most extra-ordinary experience to have such a thing, So much Better than alcohol, that reminds me, The latest features include The Beer Maker® V9.2.
Well THIS I advice, but again about the Ads, I tell you, They're monstrous.
Some of the other junk on TV are the: walking stick fitted with GPS & WIFI, A bed that can be folded into a Pillow, A glass that can store air, A bike that works on nothing (of course it's working is "nothing", a show piece), Geyser that can give you super heated water of 1000°C (which satisfactorily reduces weight, volume and Time), A cradle that doubles as a foot stool,..........The Ad-World is indeed Innovative.

You could really go mad if you had to watch all of those Ads. Most Victims of AD-Syndrome showed signs of Fatigue, Paranoia, Addiction and Sterility, Some have even reportedly tried to memorize every ad on the box. The result : They now work at GOOGLE, as the C.E.O.s (Chiefs Electrocution Obstacles) and Chair-Men (Literal Meaning). If you want to end up like them, I shall not discourage you, You get a good half digit salary, perks like free burn-heal and a special parking spot (you know between the Compound wall and Floor).
      The above is a product of a group called 9 Stars, supposedly mocking a washing powder 

Don't take heed to Ads but most importantly don't F***ing watch such channels which telecast them. Make ample use of the "Child Lock" to prevent the fragile minds of Adults (and children) from getting trashed!!
That's all for this (M)AD post, it wasn't meant to Entertain you, The above was 100% Educational and As we speak, Schools and Colleges are Begging me on the phone to give them more, So If you'll excuse me: 
"Hello, Yes Mr. Bush, No, I didn't piss in the bush yesterday, It was my dog. Yes, Yes,
Yes I do have an opinion on which ads to watch: Any Advertisement that gives you everything it promotes for FREE, also a 'FUCK ALL ADs' sign-board free with the FREEBIES they promote!!" 

Saturday, January 1, 2011


Just went through some of the old stuff and thought we'd re-share this. Some of the best works of art are made on the back of cheap rough note books