" Why are they called Ads, when all they do, is divide your interests (all of them) ?! "
- Baba Randi
If it never happened to you, I'm sure you're viewing this blog from inside of your mouse hole (I would have used another word, but that would just make me sound like one of those ads)
No matter where you are, they find you, whether it's the local sports channel you're watching, MTV (Ads on Bieber's Virginity) or the occasional 'F'TV (Ads on lingerie) OR once in a red moon, Discovery (when you Discover Mom's coming). The point is you find Ads EVERYWHERE!!
But the horrifying thing I saw last night (I wasn't searching for something in particular for YOUR information) which made me Condemn ads:
While I was browsing through random channels, I happened to find more than 20 channels DEDICATED to Ads, From 10PM to 10AM, then there was a break, which then gave way to more ads from 2PM to 10PM. Here's the programme list for those channels:
No wonder they call it the IDIOT BOX these days. There are all IDIOTS in them trying to sell IDIOTS what they would never need, even in a million years.
Like the one I saw yesterday...
Will you fit in somebody's carcass or will it be used to keep the Box that comes with the bag? And why the F*** would you need 12 zippers? All I have to say to such a bag is "Douche Bag"!!
Now Am I supposed to be Awestruck by this kind of crap they sell? Am I supposed to even care. The answer is on the banging fellows face (ie., before his wife comes in and ruins the show)
But there are certain weird things which can (a small percentage o.ooooooooooooooooooooooooo1) be partly useful to you, but I still despise Ads, don't forget that:
Well THIS I advice, but again about the Ads, I tell you, They're monstrous.
Some of the other junk on TV are the: walking stick fitted with GPS & WIFI, A bed that can be folded into a Pillow, A glass that can store air, A bike that works on nothing (of course it's working is "nothing", a show piece), Geyser that can give you super heated water of 1000°C (which satisfactorily reduces weight, volume and Time), A cradle that doubles as a foot stool,..........The Ad-World is indeed Innovative.
You could really go mad if you had to watch all of those Ads. Most Victims of AD-Syndrome showed signs of Fatigue, Paranoia, Addiction and Sterility, Some have even reportedly tried to memorize every ad on the box. The result : They now work at GOOGLE, as the C.E.O.s (Chiefs Electrocution Obstacles) and Chair-Men (Literal Meaning). If you want to end up like them, I shall not discourage you, You get a good half digit salary, perks like free burn-heal and a special parking spot (you know between the Compound wall and Floor).
That's all for this (M)AD post, it wasn't meant to Entertain you, The above was 100% Educational and As we speak, Schools and Colleges are Begging me on the phone to give them more, So If you'll excuse me: