Cricket is a game played by 11 fools and watched by 11000 fools
Now you've heard all the crap that occurs in Cricket and that it's far from patriotism if you start worshiping the cricketers the way you already are (They're worse than idols). Now, I've seen idiots bunking their most essential exams to get a glimpse of the matches, when they can be watching them later on highlights, or better still, record the whole thing on DVR's. Don't risk your future for the future of this demonic game, it's not worth it! Nor will it give you what you require (very unpredictable). I've witnessed illiterates committing suicide watching their stars lose, when they should be wasting their lives on better things (to those who are ready to do some self immolation, all you'll be getting is immolation in hell because no-one's gonna remember you, even if they do, it's gonna be for mockery). Get out of your stupid dreams of Cricket, get a job, get a wife, get a life and start your strife (didn't intend to make it rhyme). Join the gang of "Crickeithists" and live the life you wanted to because, Cricket is neither everything, nor YOUR THING!!
PS: If you thought now is the part where I say April Fools and this was all a joke, then "April Fools", you've been fooled into thinking that!!