Tickets were bought, Plane was fuelled, pilot was emptied (too much lunch) and I was friggin ready. It was me sitting in the largest Airbus and that too which could never possibly crash. It was called 'The Titandick'. Everything was going smooth and it was halfway through the journey when two men and a hot chick, all in black suits and Dark shades (one was camouflaged) approached me. The men pulled me off the seat and the woman banged me (*ahem* with a heavy leather bag).
I awoke in a dark room with light from only a single LED torch. A voice I couldn't find the source of spoke, "We've been expecting you, Neon. I know what you're thinking". at that moment, I was thinking 'Who The F*** are you and which A**-H*** permitted you inside this flight and W(ho)TF is Neon?', but he went on "You must be thinking how I got to you so early?! Yes?! I've been pursuing you since the day I was programmed" then I interrupted "Hey man, I appreciate the ceremonious greetings and all but, I think you got it all wrong " but then he interrupted me "Negative, We are never wrong, you must be bugged, staying in the Mate-Trix for too long" then, pointing to the chick he spoke "We must debug him and then de-fragment his brain". WTF! I thought, but before the impulse could change into a reaction, *ZAP!* and the next thing you know I could feel 70 K.Volts through my nerves instead of the usual 70 m.Volts. "Ok Ok I get it, I'll play along (A**h***)", I said, unable to bear anymore, to which he replied "This is Serious". Frightened, I clarified "No no, When I said play, I meant.." but before I could clarify, he clarified "I understand but I was just introducing my friend here" he pointed his torch at the non-Chick "This is Serious Brown aka Looney and SHE is Vanity and I AM Morphinus". I raised my arm gesturing, a welcome only because I was High from the current.