- Lady Gaga is planning to visit India and we hope to watch her especially, being bald.
- A Couple of Metal Birdies Crashed into our offices at the Banana Republic.
- 2012 Is getting close and We're planning on the proceeds to end the world.
- Justin Beiber acknowledges rumors about her Pregnancy with Selena Gomez.
- Facebook may be about to shut down and we intend on Revenge.
- And Most Definitely, We didn't intend on Shutting down because of, the coronation of a homonoid called William Arthur Philip Louis (The one in the middle of Middleton).
Hasta-la-vista, Bitchy Dogs.