Yo! They Called him Da Ripper, Jack
1888 da year of his Hack
bodies of 5 he slit and did slash
Dentures of em' police still gnash!
Andrea Yates, a bitch lost to dope,
her children, five, had ta lose their hope
Drowned em' all, she did in her bath
But wus Ms.Psycho sent to 'The Clink'? Do the Math!
Yo Mama must've toldya off Bonnie n' Clyde,
Couple O' fools whom em' rules neva did abide
Nicked em' Kicks, gold nuggets and cons
but love got em' Knackered, them tard morons!
Yo! We Criminals, Yo! Yo! We Criminals,
Kickin', Nickin', and Swirlies by the Urinals,
Rehab they send us, but there's no change,
But That don't make we Brotha's strange!
Mess with em' Who're Psychotic,
N' Ya'll find nothin that's not exotic,
Lest da Columbine Schoolboys hafta teach ya,
That a bloody massacre's spelled C.h.a.o.t.i.c!!
Patty Hearst, the bitch who cared,
Ma folks tell me that she wus jus scared,
Came up ta Rob a freakin Bank
Eventually gone bonkers, she just plain stank
Need I go back to the f***ed-up History?
Where the Queens themselves are Gory Mysteries,
"Bloody Mary" and Elizabeth, were not to be under
Ya get the point don'cha, If ya didn't better jus wonder!