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Saturday, September 10, 2011

A Brief History Of Crime

Neither am I in a Wheel Chair, Nor am I the greatest Scientist of Modern times...But, I AM somebody who's similar to every nobody that nobody knew. The reason for this secrecy is however, far from Introversion. The reason is too sinister to be publicly declared, but I do have a sample here, of what we are like:


 Yo! They Called him Da Ripper, Jack
1888 da year of his Hack
bodies of 5 he slit and did slash
Dentures of em' police still gnash!


Andrea Yates, a bitch lost to dope,
her children, five, had ta lose their hope
Drowned em' all, she did in her bath
But wus Ms.Psycho sent to 'The Clink'? Do the Math!


Yo Mama must've toldya off Bonnie n' Clyde,
Couple O' fools whom em' rules neva did abide
Nicked em' Kicks, gold nuggets and cons
but love got em' Knackered, them tard morons!

Yo! We Criminals, Yo! Yo! We Criminals,
Kickin', Nickin', and Swirlies by the Urinals,
Rehab they send us, but there's no change,
But That don't make we Brotha's strange!



Mess with em' Who're Psychotic,
N' Ya'll find nothin that's not exotic,
Lest da Columbine Schoolboys hafta teach ya,
That a bloody massacre's spelled C.h.a.o.t.i.c!!


Patty Hearst, the bitch who cared,
Ma folks tell me that she wus jus scared,
Came up ta Rob a freakin Bank
Eventually gone bonkers, she just plain stank

Need I go back to the f***ed-up History?
Where the Queens themselves are Gory Mysteries,
"Bloody Mary" and Elizabeth, were not to be under
Ya get the point don'cha, If ya didn't better jus wonder!


This brings me to the point where I sing a New-Ditti (No Nu-dity), An ode to Crime and Criminals and of course, Mr.Bean : 1 2 3 4.......(Music)

"        We didn't start the Fire, It was always burning
Since the world's been Yearning,
We didn't start the Fire
No - we didn't light it, But we try to bright it;

Jessie James, Gregory Aimes, Zodiac Killer, MJ's Thriller, Captain Hook, Captain Cook; Hannibal Lector, Murderous Dexter, OJ. Simpson, Barney Stinson, 21 (Twenty One), Mossberg-gun, White Collar, Boodle Dollar; Crack Coke, Weed Smoke, Al Capone's frisky Stoke! 

We didn't start the Ire, It was always burning
Since the world's been Spurning,
We didn't start the Ire
No - We didn't ignite it, But we try to trite it;

Baby Face, Two-Face, Poker-Face, Joker's Face :~D ; Kobe Bryant, Saddam Tyrant, Alcatraz, Looney Tazz **** Grab, Back-Stab; Elmer Fudd, Veena Sud, Prince John, Pokemon, Billy the Kid, The Llama Hid, Satyam, Pelham, Meth-Head, Toy-Lead, Downey Jr,  Kelly Ned!!

We didn't even Inspire, It was always learning
Since the world's been Churning,
We didn't go to a choir,
No - we didn't Invite it, But we try to Excite it;

We didn't start the Fire, It was always burning
Since the world's been Yearning,
We didn't start the Fire
No - we didn't light it, But we try to bright it!!          "

 
BTW, The above New Ditti is not inspired  from the below nudity(just jockeying)