I picked up a magazine today morning, and No, it was not this month's Playboy edition, It was a Pilot Globe Guide. It spoke of around 15 countries, their cultures etc, it told me why I should be visiting Country 'X'. It only spoke of the good things in one's country. This got me thinking, why is there not a single list or a lo-down, if you will, telling you why you should not be visiting a country. Well, we here at The D-Mail are known for our Crazy, insane, deranged, unbalanced, maddening, guileful, stupid, benumbed, banal and superfluous ideas. (Sorry about that. I had to use this new thesaurus I bought So...).
Here is the latest Beadroll or Lo-Down in Laidman's terms of why I would
Firmly glued to the throne, Since the Grass was Green!".
This Bustling.. err... Read Bursting (Literally) is full of dead(ly) terrorists. This country took a beating during and after the economic slow down of 2008. Well, Of course as some would argue, "THEY DON'T HAVE A FRIGGIN ECONOMY!" I agree, with those people. The only thing they can be proud of in their country is that they produce the world's largest number of Terrorists. Also, According to The D-Mail's Think-Tank which tanked last year, the only thing stopping the U.S from invading this country is.... Well Guess what, Oil. Big Surprise!
BTW, You'd find many things Cheaper in Pakistan when compared to many other countries, take for example, Bombs, Dynamite, C-4 etc.. all of this and more, would help you wage a war against your Mother-in-law..
So, in conclusion, do visit this country but only if you want to be one of the world's most wanted man/woman (Definitely NOT the other kind)!