After Angry birds, Justin Bieber, Gangnam Style and the ilk, We Attention Seeking Super-agitated (ASS) kids are rooting for a new trend, Confession Pages. I know an old-timer like you wouldn't know much about confessions so I'll have to be explicit, yet brief (you never know when an old-timer would clock-out):
One of the most sacred and traditional practices starts off with His Most 'Hole'yness, The Admin, an insomniac jobless nerd creating a page on a social network and The Confessors, we Creative and High IQ (Imagination Quotient) ones, weaving truth exaggerated beyond recognition. Those from schools involve the usual, crush confessions; take both the meanings, the puppy lovey thing and the intense bitchin' /smashin' to the point beyond recognition.
When it comes to colleges (Higher Places), it goes like the old Old MacDonald song. The only variation is that, instead of animals, there's Birds and instead of the sounds they make, there's that Friggin "F" word. (A F*** F*** here and a F*** F*** there, here a F*** there a F***....). Well, you get the point. Of course, at the end of the day, we still are all unADULTrated virgins (not talking about the Virgin mobiles that we carry). And once again The word E x a g g e r a t e d is to be stressed!
I don't know if there are corporate confession pages, cause I haven't yet trolled one, but damn am I looking forward to catching a few. It's every B-(movie)-Director's brainstorming paradise (not that I'm gonna be one).
Well, My sin is that, I have confessed on almost all the confession pages, including those NOT meant for the likes of me (shh). I don't know if it's the desire for likes and comments, or just plain desire, but I've done it and I'm not proud of it. I've insulted people and I've insulted people insulting people. Hell! I've insulted myself and even confessed about it, all in the name of Confession pages.
And this Oh Friar, I confess to you, hoping that you'll absolve me of my sins, so that I may do those no more (gonna be more creative next time) ;-) "
*Instead of shriving, he started exorcising me -_-